I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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