You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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