hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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