i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize