Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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