NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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