my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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