Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sry I called you an 8
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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