I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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should my penis look like a turkey
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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