so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
