why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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