Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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