is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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