let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
please don't ironically join a cult
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