dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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