This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Shame - the story of my life.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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