You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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