So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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