My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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