Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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