So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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