is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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