But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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