When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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