Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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