if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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