I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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