I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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