why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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