Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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