Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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