I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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