Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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