I'm lost and stupid without you.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
40s are totally the cure
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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