I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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