So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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