that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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