I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just found puke in my bra..
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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