we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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