i barfeds in our rink
someone owes me an orgasm
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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