I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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