no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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