Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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