I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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