Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is Oprah even human
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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