To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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