So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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