Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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