Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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