I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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