So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
