in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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