I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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