ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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