don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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