Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
