I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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